I am a Pole (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert, Aaron Cohen, Paul Hildebrand I read this at Bear Pond Books in a few short minutes. One of those subversive children's books, but it was funny and cute at the same time. It's the length of a children's picture book, so it's not something you'll settle in to read as you'll be finished by the time you sit down. But it's worth the gander as Stephen Colbert is money either way.